We have not seen such posed pap shots since Princess Diana took to a yacht


Private family time, please. Fellas, please, a little respect for me and my family’s quality time. Cannot a trout go about her business with a young man she’s been trying to pretend she’s having an affair with without a bunch of paparazzis (or just one well-selected paparazzo, if we’re being honest) turning up to photograph scenes such as the following scenes?

The slathering of sun-cream on Denise Welch off-of Loose Women by Matt Evers off-of Skates on Ice; the slathering of sun-cream on Matt Evers off-of Skates on Ice by Denise Welch off-of Loose Women; cavorting in the pool; playing with an inflatable dolphin; tickling toes from the pool; and – the clincher – spraying each other with a garden hose.

Because when was the last time you ever sprayed anyone with a garden hose? No, but really? How much garden hose action are most people getting these days and these two just happen to have been snapped in flagrante?

Really, and her a married woman! Who should wear a one-piece!

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4 comments to “We have not seen such posed pap shots since Princess Diana took to a yacht”

  1. I am drinking an instant coffee (what can I say. Bitch hasn’t been out to get the good stuff yet) and I just spat a little bit out. S’you peoples s’funny.

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  2. Two words: ‘as’ and ‘if’.

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  3. If she wants people to think she’s sleeping with a younger man, you’d think she’d pick one who isn’t so clearly a gay.

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  4. I think a more modest swimsuit would be much more flattering on her form. His form would look better naked. Just sayin’ … (-:

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