Private family time, please. Fellas, please, a little respect for me and my family’s quality time. Cannot a trout go about her business with a young man she’s been trying to pretend she’s having an affair with without a bunch of paparazzis (or just one well-selected paparazzo, if we’re being honest) turning up to photograph scenes such as the following scenes?
The slathering of sun-cream on Denise Welch off-of Loose Women by Matt Evers off-of Skates on Ice; the slathering of sun-cream on Matt Evers off-of Skates on Ice by Denise Welch off-of Loose Women; cavorting in the pool; playing with an inflatable dolphin; tickling toes from the pool; and – the clincher – spraying each other with a garden hose.
Because when was the last time you ever sprayed anyone with a garden hose? No, but really? How much garden hose action are most people getting these days and these two just happen to have been snapped in flagrante?
Really, and her a married woman! Who should wear a one-piece!