Now, while we point blank refuse to get into whether or not dirty lying drugs whore Kerry Katona – pictured here having a refreshing fag between drugs binges – has been dropped by Can Management (we are very PR-stunt aware around these parts), we do take umbrage – and lots of umbrage, bucket loads of the stuff – at KK (just one K short of a very dirty word, and let’s face it, there’s probably been plenty of K around KK) being rude to someone we have always found to be well-mannered, delightful, a whole load of fun, generous, a good thrower of parties, a good jumper on tables and a general all-round good ovum… Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.
Now while Tara and Kerry have a drugs-raddled past in common – the difference is that Tara owned up to it while Kerry swore till she was blue in the… what are we calling this? Face? – that she had never even seen drugs. No, sir. Not good little Kerry.
And while Kerry got away with just a lot of bloating, a face like a chewed up Curly Wurly, a very poor attitude, malodorous feet and presumably eventually a good kick up the jacksie, Tara had nose issues, which she rectified with surgery.
And then Kerry wades in: ‘What has Tara Palmer-Tomkinson done to her nose?’ quoth she (my, that’s a lot of spelling for Warrington’s finest!) ‘It’s official, MJ is not dead, he’s alive and well and dressed in drag as TPT. If it was me, I think I’d ask for my money back! I thought she was meant to have it fixed.’
Yeah? And you, madam, are a cunt. That told her.
Kerry Katona: the original pot that goes around being rude to kettles ,