Kerry Katona: the original pot that goes around being rude to kettles


Now, while we point blank refuse to get into whether or not dirty lying drugs whore Kerry Katona – pictured here having a refreshing fag between drugs binges – has been dropped by Can Management (we are very PR-stunt aware around these parts), we do take umbrage – and lots of umbrage, bucket loads of the stuff – at KK (just one K short of a very dirty word, and let’s face it, there’s probably been plenty of K around KK) being rude to someone we have always found to be well-mannered, delightful, a whole load of fun, generous, a good thrower of parties, a good jumper on tables and a general all-round good ovum… Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

Now while Tara and Kerry have a drugs-raddled past in common – the difference is that Tara owned up to it while Kerry swore till she was blue in the… what are we calling this? Face? – that she had never even seen drugs. No, sir. Not good little Kerry.

And while Kerry got away with just a lot of bloating, a face like a chewed up Curly Wurly, a very poor attitude, malodorous feet and presumably eventually a good kick up the jacksie, Tara had nose issues, which she rectified with surgery.

And then Kerry wades in: ‘What has Tara Palmer-Tomkinson done to her nose?’ quoth she (my, that’s a lot of spelling for Warrington’s finest!) ‘It’s official, MJ is not dead, he’s alive and well and dressed in drag as TPT. If it was me, I think I’d ask for my money back! I thought she was meant to have it fixed.’

Yeah? And you, madam, are a cunt. That told her.

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4 comments to “Kerry Katona: the original pot that goes around being rude to kettles”

  1. The epitome of vile.
    (I said epitome!)

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  2. After all these years, I still can’t sort out why she’s famous or why anyone (boff, chaff or chav) cares … ??? What does she do? What has she ever done? What’s her appeal or demographic?

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  3. I posted this on the old cunts official wall on FB- it was immediately removed…………………………………………………………………………………….Your comments about Tara Palmer Tomkinson’s nose were in shockingly bad taste. Before poking fun at someone who has a botched nose because of taking too much cocaine, like someone else I can think of, you might be best advised to look in the mirror. Unless its covered in coke that is…….. Its shocking that you, who has publicly battled with drugs and seeked the sympathy of the public for it, could be so narrow minded and offensive. And as for your comments about Michael Jackson? VILE. Its unfortunate you have it in you to steep so low and mock a dead man. I wonder what kind of an example this sets for your children, to publicly poke fun at people. For someone who is, for all intents and purposes, a massive laughing stock, its rather hypocritical

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  4. i don’t actually care about any of this. I just wanted to have a dramatic moment.

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