This is Robin Van Persie, who is of interest because he plays football for Arsenal, holding his child aloft. And above his head!
He can be seen – on his holidays no less! – wearing swimming shorts with *dramatic pause* underwear underneath, behaviour which hasn’t been seen since the days when a young Queen Victoria was showing her ankle to chimney sweeps.
Our interest in this matter ends just about here.
What is this, 1843?,