S’true. Ask anyone.
This one is Fernando Torres and he plays for Chelsea but apparently didn’t have a very good ‘season’. Perhaps it’s a matter for the police.
And here he is, hair tucked behind his ears (after a bad ‘season’! The cheek!) on his holidays in Ibiza.
He also has a ridick tattoo on his leg, which seems to be par for the course these days. Just don’t let it happen again.
As they* say, a tattoo is for people who can’t make a mark on their lives. (*Julie Birchill or Kate Moss or Emu, one of those.)
*alienates one third of friend pool*
You can never have enough hats, gloves and topless photographs of footballers we've never heard of,