You can never have enough hats, gloves and topless photographs of footballers we’ve never heard of


Fernando Torres, naked

S’true. Ask anyone.

This one is Fernando Torres and he plays for Chelsea but apparently didn’t have a very good ‘season’. Perhaps it’s a matter for the police.

And here he is, hair tucked behind his ears (after a bad ‘season’! The cheek!) on his holidays in Ibiza.

He also has a ridick tattoo on his leg, which seems to be par for the course these days. Just don’t let it happen again.

As they* say, a tattoo is for people who can’t make a mark on their lives. (*Julie Birchill or Kate Moss or Emu, one of those.)

*alienates one third of friend pool*

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2 comments to “You can never have enough hats, gloves and topless photographs of footballers we’ve never heard of”

  1. them’s some slopin’ shoulders and no mistake… how does he keep his coat on?

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  2. He also has that weird muscled but looks like fat look?

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