Jogging topless? How very un-English!


We may laze around foreign beaches with each and every detail of our bollocks on clear display. We may walk the streets of a metropolis topless with our white guts hanging out. And we may sit in pubs with our trousers undone and our shoes and socks off but we English never – never! – jog topless. It’s just not done (except if you’re someone from The Only Way Is Essex). It smacks too much of showing off. And the English never show off.

*curtseys. Patters off stage in the style of a ballerina, head bowed*

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