‘I could not stop thinking how lucky I was to find the strength that I found to get myself out of the shit that I was in,’ quoth drugs whore Kerry Katona on hearing that Amy Winehouse had died (even though we’re still not sure what of).
‘Amy was so young, but I can so relate to what she was doing,’ she went on (and on). Oh, really? ‘It can be so easy to get some drugs in, have a few drinks and lose sight of reality. But if you mess with drugs, you’ve got to deal with the consequences before it’s too late.’
Is there not a position at UNESCO for this woman? Or, failing that, Tesco?