This dirty protest on a white background is Lucy Mecklenburgh from The Only Way is Essex and someone else. So unaware are we of who Lucy Mecklenburgh is, we had to cut and paste her name into this story in order for it to work. Otherwise, it could just be anybody!
The gentleman caller is her boyfriend. We haven’t gone so far as to cut and paste his name into this story because, well, crazy just isn’t our middle name. One thing’s for sure, though… his hair is half the height of his face. Crazy!
Oh, you can read the full interview with cut ‘n’ paste in this week’s New! magazine. Where there are such gems as, ‘We’re probably the complete opposite of each other.’
Look at these brown folk!,