This is purported to be Will Young’s penis, inside of a legging, inside of a jock strap, inside of a cupped hand. It is taken from the video for his new single, ‘Jealousy’.
At least one half of a person in our orifice can vouch for the size of Will Young’s penis, but even that isn’t persuading us.
And whilst you ponder that queerdary, we invite you to listen to Will Young’s new single, ‘Jealousy’. If you want to stick your fingers in your ears, so be it.