This is Giorgio Armani – polar of hair; Sahara of skin – minding his own business in the sea off the Spanish island of Formentera, as some hot guy picks at his skin. Isn’t it embarrassing when that happens?
Giorgio Armani is 77. Hot guy isn’t.
It is not known who hot guy is, though he’s thought to be younger than Giorgio Armani. We’re not judging, incidentally. We’ve been known to linger on Santa’s lap.