What year is this, 1373?


jeremy kyle freaks

The Jeremy Kyle show: You know the drill… dog gets humped in the street by a pack of pigs, who’s the daddy?

‘Abort! Abort! Abort!’ seems the appropriate response.

Anyways and whores, one of the potential baby absentee-daddas is this relic of the Plantagenets (at least they had nice bonnets!), seen above. He’s a lovely fellow, with his choppy ‘do and open-house approach to syphilis; his acrylic daywear and refreshingly assertive manner; his barely-there teeth and come-to-bed glare… we’re slipping off our seat just thinking about him.

*forwards Group On pearly veneers offer*

ps. Jeremy Kyle? Cunt.

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4 comments to “What year is this, 1373?”

  1. Pretty lady indeed.

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  2. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?

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  3. It’s such a shame because without the comedy teeth (we do think they’re real, do we?) he would actually be quite hot. And with the charisma he displays on screen…

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  4. {*hides*} Ew. Just … ew!

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