Kate Middleton can OFFICIALLY kick your arse!


We do love a royal under pressure. Like the story of Princess Anne being ambushed in a car, the would-be kidnapper pointing a gun in her face and ordering her to get out and her replying, curtly, no doubt with a slight raise of the nose, ‘Not bloody likely’.

And Prince Charles in the colonies when someone came at him with a gun and shot and all he did was adjust the cuffs of his shirt. Smartness at all times. Or the Queen herself, shot at while riding a horse down The Mall: horse brought under control, trot on! Or when that freak broke into her bedroom: she sat him down, had a chat, secretly called security and got his arse hauled out of there without a crumb from her McVities Digestive landing on the centuries old carpets.

Well, that’s the kind of kick-arse training Kate Middleton has been having, apparently. Because she is now an obvious kidnap risk, she’s had SAS training in self defence, a course in how to negotiate with kidnappers, advice on how to pass coded messages onto rescuers and top-level instruction in how to drive like a bat out of hell while dodging bullets.

Whether she can break into a safe having manoeuvred herself through a veritable cat’s cradle of infra-red alarm devices remains to be seen.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

More dolly #content:

7 comments to “Kate Middleton can OFFICIALLY kick your arse!”

  1. The more I read me me me, the more I realise you’re just the Daily Mail razzled up.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  2. The more I read me me me, the more I realise you’re just the Daily Mail razzled up.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  3. Which is a good thing, right?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  4. “I’m the bloody Queen, mate. Basically… I rule.”

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  5. Of course. Need a sidebar of shame though!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  6. I j’adore the idea of a sidebar of shame, Si. How do you envisage?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  7. I’m seeing a zigzag frames constantly pumped full of images of Corrie Helen Flanagan shopping in Manchester. Maybe a couple of images with fatface Kelly Osbourne too tracing a tear down her face next to Amy’s Dad.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Leave a comment