From the front, he’s…. (this is the bit where you click the ‘continues’ button and all your worries disappear. It’s not dissimilar to the feeling you get after you’ve downed a bottle of vodka, which obviously we enjoy responsibly. We also fear we’ve over-sold this…)
…… Howard Donald off-of sings with a lisp! Who knew such people could be pop stars! He also has low-hanging balls! We won’t reveal our sources so don’t ask!
From behind, he's a dolly...,