For a start there’s this gruesome twosome – Jedward in case you don’t recognise them with flaccid hair – who are apparently getting a cool million to be in it (we should vote one of them out immediately, just to split them up). Then there’s the even viler Kerry Katona and her mum (let’s hope one of them glasses the other live on TV!). Then there’s Sally Berkow, wife of the Speaker of the House of Commons, who… you know, she might be alright.
But there is a total treat in there. The lovely, the gorgeous, the hilarious, the long lovely Lindas, the legend that is Pamela Anderson. Let’s hope Kerry wears some fur and Pamela pulls her pram face off.
It all kicks off – hopefully in both senses of that expression – on 18th August.