Ben Cohen, straight rugby player on a gay mission (no, not that kind of mission. Will you just grow up for five seconds?) has launched his new web site as part of his campaign to stamp out bullying in general, homophobic bullying in particular and homophobia in sport in real particular, which you can get to at www.standupfoundation.com.
We support him, salute him, live him and breathe him but we do think that, in the shop part of the site, as well as the ‘I stand up with Ben Cohen’ T-shirts, they could have added ‘I lie down with Ben Cohen’ and even ‘I roll around with Ben Cohen and then have a cigarette’.
What? Those five seconds are long over.
The Ben Cohen Stand Up Foundation (let's just think of Ben Cohen and 'standing up' for a second... *closes eyes, comes close to white weeing in new 'cheans'*) launches its website!,