Naomi Campbell – who, it transpires, you can write a story about without mentioning mobile phones, blood diamonds, tantrums, hair weaves, assistants, apples, oranges or bananas – might be pregnant.
She might also not be.
She is also seen here with ‘the girls’.
The reasons for this rumour include:
– She has a boyfriend.
– They have coitus without the interruptus (presumably. We gave up on mid-level biology when they brought vaginas into the whole thing).
– Her biological clock is, as they say in the trade, ‘ticking’.
– A ‘source’ say they have a ‘little secret’. *gets out pipe*
– We’d bum her boyfriend.
– And c) and d)