Naomi Campbell with child?

Naomi Linda Cindy Christy Versace

Naomi Campbell – who, it transpires, you can write a story about without mentioning mobile phones, blood diamonds, tantrums, hair weaves, assistants, apples, oranges or bananas – might be pregnant.

She might also not be.

She is also seen here with ‘the girls’.

The reasons for this rumour include:

– She has a boyfriend.

– They have coitus without the interruptus (presumably. We gave up on mid-level biology when they brought vaginas into the whole thing).

– Her biological clock is, as they say in the trade, ‘ticking’.

– A ‘source’ say they have a ‘little secret’. *gets out pipe*

– We’d bum her boyfriend.

– And c) and d)


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