This is our Olympic hope for triathlon winning yesterday. He’s going to have to do something with that cock. Or maybe wear white!


We know that some people insist that sport is about training and winning and stuff but we know it’s all about how men look in tight-fitting outfits as they jump, run, cycle, row or throw each other about on a mat. Stands to reason.

So while early-twentysomething Alistair Brownlee may have become an Olympic hopeful after his performance in yesterday’s London Triathlon (sponsored by something with tons of sugar in it that we won’t give the oxygen of publicity to here), we do feel that there needs to be a little work on presentation of the downstairs department. We suggest a sports cock ring.

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One comment to “This is our Olympic hope for triathlon winning yesterday. He’s going to have to do something with that cock. Or maybe wear white!”

  1. He looks like one of those toothless teen gays you see down G-A-Y Bar.

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