Some key moments from the London riots…


The general targeting of sweet shops. Really people. It’s this lack of imagination that’s holding you back in life.

Those who broke into a McDonald’s and started frying their own food. Who knew burger flipping was now aspirational!

Trying to break the windows of Ladbrokes the bookmakers, where there will be nothing to steal.

The goon who threw a bottle of water against a police shield then barged past everyone to get away like he’d lobbed a grenade!

The people who helped a bleeding man to his feet and tended to him while their friends went through the rucksack on his back. He had a Tupperware box in there.

The retard orchestrating events on Twitter referring to the police as ‘the Feds’. What is this? Cagney and Lacey?

The thugs forcing people to strip in the street so they can have their clothes. The Designers at Clapham Debenhams not hot enough for you, boys? Or you just like the sight of a young man in his underpants?

David Cameron having to be dragged by the collar of his Ralph Lauren lime-green polo shirt to come back from Tuscany. “But darling, we haven’t finished the vongole and this cheeky little Chianti has only just had time to breathe…”

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7 comments to “Some key moments from the London riots…”

  1. I liked the looters who had to be rescued by firefighters when they pulled a display down on top of themselves.

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  2. Apparently every store on Brixton High Street was looted except for Waterstones!

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  3. They apparently vandalised Gay’s the Word bookshop in Bloomsbury so I think we have a measure of the mob.

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  4. The opportunist fashionable trendies doing photoshoots amongst the mayhem of rioters, only pausing to flick their floppy fringes from the lens.

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  5. The young lady caught on TV claiming she was looting to ‘get her taxes back’- whatever small amount of tax you’ve paid is nothing to the people who have worked hard to establish business, and the elderly who have been subject to absolute terror because of your desire for a HD TV. I hope that may one day see the selfishness of your actions in high-definition.

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  6. Just heard about a girl shouting to her boyfriend who was looting a shop, ‘Oi, get me a magazine’

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  7. Oh, and a woman who looted some Imodium

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