1. Gays will dance on anything.
2. Gays will take their shirts off in any situation, whether appropriate or not.
3. Gays will only wear swimsuits that show the full outline of their penises.
4. Gays do not own body hair.
5. Gays cannot and will not take anything seriously.
6. Gays love that music where it is just a beat with a bit of a wiggle over the top.
7. Every occasion is an occasion for fashion.
8. The colour pink excites them.
9. Gays giggle like girls.
10. Gays live in 1994.
Learn more about the gays in an excerpt from the show over the jump…
Ten things you will learn about the gays from Austrian reality show Ski Camp about some Kiwis at Gay Ski Week...,