What’s the biggie? It’ll make us look more attractive.
NB. The person in the picture isn’t necessarily a man, but when they get to that weight gender goes out the window. It’s true. We saw it written. And besides, why worry about the weight when you’ve got heavily made-up eyes? No one’s looking at the rolls, she’s got Millionized lashes!
And red is most definitely his-her colour.
*buys a family pack of Refreshers*