No, it’s not a child prostitute (well, not as far as we know). And no, it’s not Madeleine McCann being smuggled across borders deep in disguise. It’s a four-year-old girl wearing fake tits and a fake arse being paraded by her God-fearing parents in the style and fashion of her icon, Dolly Parton.
Why you would not find that a healthy activity for someone who should by rights be swallowing Lego bricks and putting beads up her nose at that age, we have no idea.
It’s from Toddlers and Tiaras, which is a Sky programme. Actually, we’ll be the judge of that.
That is so a hot look... on a four-year old!,