Taken from his new calendar, this image of Clifford, who has the skinniest little ankles like a bird, is just one of *counts* 12 featuring His Sirship in all sorts of active activities.
Horse-riding (well, standing next to a horse wearing… wait for it… CHAPS!), swimming with dolphins, negotiating the tricky double penetration (actually, that last picture was pulled in the final edit).
All available for ready money at a WH Smiths near you. Or near someone else.
And for all you gerontophiles out there, here is Sir Clifford of Richards of the Never Knowingly Been Touched in slouchwear,