Isn’t she radiant! Maybe she’s born with it!


Tatler Zara Phillips

This is the cover of Tatler with Zara Phillips off-of royal-but-no-royal-title on it. Tatler, probably after having too many glasses of gin and Dubonnet during the features meeting, thought it would be a really good idea to put an asterisk next to the exclamation mark next to the big ZARA! on the cover and accompany it with the tagline, ‘Is she the only RILF? (That’s R for Royal)’

First of all, pigs.

Secondly, rude.

Third and thrice times, how uncouth.

C) and d), of course she isn’t the only fucking RILF, fuckwits. There’s Princes Harry and William plural, Kate Middleton off-of make-up, that Freddie Windsor one, the youngest of Prince Andrew’s lot if we’re feeling particularly generous, Princess Anne in her day and in the right light, ditto Prince Philip, Princess Margaret until the alcohol bloat, King George VI in his military gear, Kings Charles I and II, Anny Boleyn, Katherine Howard (she was the Iman of her day!), William of Orange, and Boudicca.

O-kaaay?!

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5 comments to “Isn’t she radiant! Maybe she’s born with it!”

  1. off with their heads (Tatler that is, not our Glorious reigning family)

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  2. It’s funny how she looks so much like Princess Anne yet everyone jokes that the Princess Royal looks like a horse and yet Zara is a radiant beauty. Go figure.

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  3. dear Tatler !* why did you put poor Zara’s head in a vice before taking the photo? long face much? i don’t like it when they photo-tamper.

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  4. I can’t say I have a crystal clear image of what she actually looks like but I’m guessing it’s not an elongated airbrushed horse … odd photo.

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  5. http://www.garone.net/tony/egypt_files/akhenaten1.jpg

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