This is the cover of Tatler with Zara Phillips off-of royal-but-no-royal-title on it. Tatler, probably after having too many glasses of gin and Dubonnet during the features meeting, thought it would be a really good idea to put an asterisk next to the exclamation mark next to the big ZARA! on the cover and accompany it with the tagline, ‘Is she the only RILF? (That’s R for Royal)’
First of all, pigs.
Third and thrice times, how uncouth.
C) and d), of course she isn’t the only fucking RILF, fuckwits. There’s Princes Harry and William plural, Kate Middleton off-of make-up, that Freddie Windsor one, the youngest of Prince Andrew’s lot if we’re feeling particularly generous, Princess Anne in her day and in the right light, ditto Prince Philip, Princess Margaret until the alcohol bloat, King George VI in his military gear, Kings Charles I and II, Anny Boleyn, Katherine Howard (she was the Iman of her day!), William of Orange, and Boudicca.
Isn't she radiant! Maybe she's born with it!,