Madonna’s Hydrangea-gate


Madonna loathes hydrangeas

All of the interdollies – all! – are a-tizz following the now infamous hydrangea exchange during the Venice Film Festival press conference for Madonna’s new film W.E., which is only one letter away from W.C. We prefer ‘loo’.

Whathappenedwas… some person – reports say it was almost definitely a man or a woman – went up to their idol – we’re guessing it was their idol. Why else would they splash out on hydrangeas? – and handed over a bunch of *checks notes* hydrangeas to *checks notes* Madonna. Madonna graciously accepted – bitch has manners! – then, when she thought the coast was clear, she rolled her eyes and pronounced, ‘I absolutely loathe hydrangeas.’

The moral of this story is that we now have a new catchphrase. It will never, ever replace the now ubiquitous ‘Darling, could you pass me one of those chocolate-covered croissants. I had them flown in specially from Paris‘, but it comes a close fifth.

Besides, we too hate hydrangeas. They’re a wishy-washy sort of flower. And Madonna is a tip-top star after all.

*raises hands*

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8 comments to “Madonna’s Hydrangea-gate”

  1. Hmm, I don’t know. Yes, she was gracious in acceptance and when he later asked her where the flower was, she fibbed a bit and said her assistant had it, but was it really necessary to make the comment in the first place? Seems bitchy for the sake of bitchy….

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  2. ” he obviously doesn’t know that.” why the hell should he? should we all know that? it might have been a rather vulgar bloom but she’s just a rude cunt really isn’t she.

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  3. At least she didn’t say it to his face.

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  4. Holy mother of God do I not care.

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  5. She ain’t changing her show!

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  6. I personally have never said anything about anyone behind anyone’s back, ever.

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  7. Kylie would never have done that *ducks for cover*

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  8. on the screen grab at the top she is lookin’ propa ruff, innit!

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