All of the interdollies – all! – are a-tizz following the now infamous hydrangea exchange during the Venice Film Festival press conference for Madonna’s new film W.E., which is only one letter away from W.C. We prefer ‘loo’.
Whathappenedwas… some person – reports say it was almost definitely a man or a woman – went up to their idol – we’re guessing it was their idol. Why else would they splash out on hydrangeas? – and handed over a bunch of *checks notes* hydrangeas to *checks notes* Madonna. Madonna graciously accepted – bitch has manners! – then, when she thought the coast was clear, she rolled her eyes and pronounced, ‘I absolutely loathe hydrangeas.’
The moral of this story is that we now have a new catchphrase. It will never, ever replace the now ubiquitous ‘Darling, could you pass me one of those chocolate-covered croissants. I had them flown in specially from Paris‘, but it comes a close fifth.
Besides, we too hate hydrangeas. They’re a wishy-washy sort of flower. And Madonna is a tip-top star after all.