‘Fifty bucks, grandpa. For 75 the wife can watch.’


Pretty Woman child

You know, these models just keep getting younger and younger. Just weeks – weeks we tells ya – after some God-bothering parents entered their four-year old into a beauty pageant as Dolly Parton, some different God-bothering parents have entered their three-year-old into a beauty pageant as Vivian Ward. *pause* That’s Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman to you and him.

Despite dressing her daughter as a walking fire hazard prostitute (admittedly the least convincing one we’ve ever seen. The ones round our way usually possess fewer teeth and more puncture wounds) mother Wendy Dickey *snigger* said, ‘I’m raising my child just as well as any mother does. I take my kid to church every week… at least I’m not forcing them into sports and getting my child injured like some parents.’

No, you’re forcing them into religion and getting them injured like all good beauty pageant parents. Big mistake. Big. Huge.

We have to go shopping now.

*totters off*

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2 comments to “‘Fifty bucks, grandpa. For 75 the wife can watch.’”

  1. I bet it won’t be long before she’s saying who, when and how much, if she isn’t already. Sister needs to get down to see Bridget for a cocktail gown.

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  2. Dam she is a cutie perfect pedo toy how much did they say for grandpa can i get a discount momma sluts raising up daughter sluts then wonder why men look at their daughters like prime rib i don’t get it they say kids and pre-teens have nothing to offer a man then stop packaging them like they do! dress her like normal not a tease that would tern a gay man straight and into a pedo stupid moms its not cute its disturbing so when you come home and find your 40yr old drunk boy friend banging your eight year old its your fault for dressing her like a whore dumb a$$!

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