You know, these models just keep getting younger and younger. Just weeks – weeks we tells ya – after some God-bothering parents entered their four-year old into a beauty pageant as Dolly Parton, some different God-bothering parents have entered their three-year-old into a beauty pageant as Vivian Ward. *pause* That’s Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman to you and him.
Despite dressing her daughter as a walking fire hazard prostitute (admittedly the least convincing one we’ve ever seen. The ones round our way usually possess fewer teeth and more puncture wounds) mother Wendy Dickey *snigger* said, ‘I’m raising my child just as well as any mother does. I take my kid to church every week… at least I’m not forcing them into sports and getting my child injured like some parents.’
No, you’re forcing them into religion and getting them injured like all good beauty pageant parents. Big mistake. Big. Huge.
We have to go shopping now.