This man can’t believe it’s been ten years since Kate Moss has had her ‘exciting and innovative role with Rimmel’.


Kate Moss Rimmel interview

We don’t know where to start with this one.

1) ‘Exciting and innovative’? We’ll be the judge of that.

2) When you’re getting an interviewer to say things like ‘exciting and innovative role with Rimmel’, find one who doesn’t have a speech impediment.

c) Kate Moss is thinking of the money.

4) Alpha-hydroxied gay skin, much?

5) Could Kate Moss look more disinterested?

Six)

Interviewer: ‘I can’t believe it’s been ten years since you’ve had your exciting and innovative role with Rimmel. How did all of that come about?’

Kate Moss: ‘I just started working with them.’

7) Rimmel is make up.

8) Someone very high up at Rimmel said to Gay-with-skin, ‘If you don’t mention the words ‘cool’, ‘innovative’, ‘exciting’ and ‘iconic’ like they were on a YO! Sushi loop, we will rip you a new arsehole.’

i) Colour and movement…

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7 comments to “This man can’t believe it’s been ten years since Kate Moss has had her ‘exciting and innovative role with Rimmel’.”

  1. She’s doesn’t like her lipstick “cakey” if you please… she forgot that she stole her builder’s trowel to put said lipstick on,on that very morn’. You know, the builders who her working ’round her gaff – sweaty bum cracks, the lot.

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  2. When he was asking her about people liking to dress up it sounded like he was talking about trannies, Although, by the looks of Kate he’s not far wrong. Also ‘barometer of cool’. Hmmm

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  3. Wow. That was a whole lot of time to spend on so much less than nothing.

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  4. Waiting for her to design a jewel-encrusted, lipstick case that doubles as a place to keep your coke!!

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  5. 02:02 – what a good nodder!

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  6. totally on brand

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  7. totally on brand

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