‘He had legs like a chicken, but he was built like a tripod’


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Or so says an ex-shagger of Dappy off-of N-Dubz off-of Tulisa off-of no longer N-Dubz (kids are so fickle these days!) – who we genuinely thought were a comedy act, by the way. Like those Welsh guys, Goldie Lookin’ Chain.

And just what is with the hats? We haven’t seen such bad headgear since the golden days of Brian Harvey. And he ran himself over.

Any road, forgetting hats and returning to willies, we ask for forgiveness for we missed this one at the time – although goodness knows how. We were probably too busy snorting Haribo Fangtastics off some married guy’s arse cheeks, but Dappy’s ding dong is worth a mention now that we’ve come across it. And that is ‘come’ across it, filth bags. We couldn’t ‘cum’ across it for the life of us, no matter how substantial it may or may not be.

You know the routine. Jump the jump for the NSFW tripod shot. Just try to ignore the terrible mess. Someone really needs to get the marigolds on and give it a good seeing to.


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10 comments to “‘He had legs like a chicken, but he was built like a tripod’”

  1. his legs look fine to me

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  2. JESUS

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  3. I cant help but thinking this is a photoshop job – the lighting of his, erm, unmentionables, appears to be brighter than the rest of his body.

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  4. I suddenly seem to find myself a lot more interested in his solo career

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  5. he looks like he goes very ‘doily’ down the street doesn’t he, the way that pinkie is up as he replenishes his fluids after his championship fuck fest. And the trainers make me die.

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  6. He needs a maid, very untidy “crib”.

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  7. NOT REAL!

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  8. Could it be that he is so short his tadger looks large by comparison? Just throwing it out there.

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  9. I don’t understand what doesn’t look real about it.
    He’s either cut or got one of those foreskins that’s quite tight and when retracted stays behinds the corona or whatever it’s called.

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  10. his front is having any elephant trunk

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