You might want to sit down for this one… REM are no more.

Michael Stipes' cock

It turns out REM were still together before they split up. Surprising, non? Like Margaret Thatcher or the Lockerbie bomber, they really are the are-they-/-aren’t-they-deads of music.

Well, it has been confirmed that REM are dead – as in they’ve split – like an atom, a banana, his loyalties, our pantyhose. But fear not. For comfort awaits in the most fuzzy of places.

Rather than set up a helpline for distressed fans, like when Take That split up, or when one of Westloife fell to his death in chasm Katona, Michael Stipe has offered comfort to squish-squishing REM fans by way of cock shots plural. Honey, we like your style… even if/especially because it has a fat 70s look about it.

Michael Stipes' cock

Michael’s cock via here. *waves*

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  1. *dry retches*

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