It turns out REM were still together before they split up. Surprising, non? Like Margaret Thatcher or the Lockerbie bomber, they really are the are-they-/-aren’t-they-deads of music.
Well, it has been confirmed that REM are dead – as in they’ve split – like an atom, a banana, his loyalties, our pantyhose. But fear not. For comfort awaits in the most fuzzy of places.
Rather than set up a helpline for distressed fans, like when Take That split up, or when one of Westloife fell to his death in chasm Katona, Michael Stipe has offered comfort to squish-squishing REM fans by way of cock shots plural. Honey, we like your style… even if/especially because it has a fat 70s look about it.
Michael’s cock via here. *waves*
You might want to sit down for this one... REM are no more.,