Apparently, this happened on the first episode of the new series of TOWIE…


Towie Mario's penis, perhaps?

It’s one half of the twins, who are a new addition to The Only Way Is Essex, and whose raison d’être, it appears, is getting their kit off. And we can pretty much guarantee they don’t know what raison d’être means. We’re not stereotyping or anything, we’re just assuming that if their tits are as wide as they are tall, then you can pretty much guarantee they’re dumb fucks. But who needs Proust when you’re knee high in a bum hole, right?

*points at ‘Continues’ button*

ps. It’s the towel. We think it’s the towel.

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4 comments to “Apparently, this happened on the first episode of the new series of TOWIE…”

  1. It is NOT a towel – he is half horse half human – centaur I think they called them in acient greace

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  2. I think you mean “Grease”

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  3. *wants to comment but the spelling in here is making me uncomfortable*

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  4. k that was clearly not a towel wait were talking about that shadow between his legs right? yeah not the towel

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