The retards of whom we speak are called The Institute for Canadian Values, and they created this advertisement using an unsuspecting child with come-to-bed eyes and silky-shiny hair and those trainers with the wheels on the bottom to prove their point. That gays – and transgenders and the intersexed (what the fuck is intersexed?) and those who are two-spirited (what the fuck is two-spirited?) – corrupt children. These people are religious. They do not get the irony.
Isn’t it funny that all these hate groups have ‘values’ or ‘traditional’ or ‘Jesus’ or ‘sensible flats’ in their rhetoric, and look back wistfully to a much happier time when people could leave their doors open for the Krays to come in and slice their throats; when you could walk the streets of ye olde London Town and get shat on from a Tudor house with a cantilevered toilet; when you could be bumming royalty one minute and being drowned in a vat of oil the next for giving someone the glad eye; when you could believe in fairies and no-one thought you were mental.
But why is The Institute for Canadian Values so vexed at this present moment in time? (Word up – gays have always been around. Ask anyone.) It’s because the Canadian government, like ours, reckons it’s a good idea to tell children that there are different people in this world. Simple as that. They are of course trying to scare-monger by suggesting the children are being subjected to Triga porn on a loop, but it’s really not as fun as that. It’s just spreading the word that, you know, some people are gay, some people are transgender, some people are plain ugly – because guess what kids, that might be you! But God forbid anyone – including their parents – accept them for who they are.
And God forbid children are allowed to think for themselves. These lot are evangelists, after all.
*goes bobbing for apples*
You know how lots of people think Canadians are stupid and club seals for fun? These Canadians think gays corrupt children.,