That nasty old lez Annie Liebowitz has been grabbing Johnny Depp by the throat, holding a knife to him and shoving things up his arse again


Well, that’s what we assume he means when he says having his photograph taken feels like rape (honestly, don’t these famouses learn? What happened when Kristen Stewart said exactly the same thing, apart from the journalist never worked again, that is?).

Personally, we find having our photograph taken feels a bit like smiling in a slightly false way while someone says, ‘Yeah, that looks nice, do that. Maybe don’t smile like that till you’ve had the teeth whitened. No, mouth closed is much better…’

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3 comments to “That nasty old lez Annie Liebowitz has been grabbing Johnny Depp by the throat, holding a knife to him and shoving things up his arse again”

  1. Can I start the bidding on this and say that I think Johnny Depp is a bit fat wanker who can’t act?

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  2. Work those Kate Middleton eyes, girrrrl….!

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  3. it’s Terry Richardson what done photoed this cover. we <3 him.

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