This is one of the ‘Madonna behind-the-scenes‘ pictures that are doing the rounds, which apparently show Madonna looking ropier than a rope. The hair may be a bit Tufnell Park but the tits are perky, the thighs don’t double in size when she sits down, the belly is flat, flat, flat and her entire vagina fits inside of a thong. If only we could say the same thing.
Let’s not start on the curtains and wicker-backed chaise. We’ll be here all minute.