Celebrity shaggers – for, ’tis true, they do nowt but bum for a living – Alex Reid and Chantelle Houghton are here seen enjoying a private moment watched by a flotilla of photographers beside a pool at a hotel, the location of which we couldn’t really give a fuck about.
Alex Reid – who shaves his legs because those milliseconds make all the difference – is wearing white trunks with the words Emporio Armani Discount Village, Bicester written on them. They show the outline of, well, something.
This any better…?
We wonder – because that’s the sort of people we are – whether his shaving spreads all the way up and under. Crack, sack and chuff? After all, who doesn’t like a clean work surface!
Please, people, this is a private moment!,