It’s Zara Phillips!
Thirteenth in line to the thrown!
And after the jump, you’ll find the whole top half of Mike Tindall. Watch the nipples don’t have your eye out.
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Which royal without a royal title who has blonde hair and is married to a rugby player, gets to grapple this of an evening? Or during the day - who are we to judge?,