Starting from the left and moving to the right, maybe even stopping along the way, we have Jamie Redknapp off-of that shitting awful Thomson Holidays advert, baby gay Tom Daley, and John Bishop off-of that shitting awful John Bishop’s Britain show.
Starting from the left and moving to the right, maybe even stopping along the way, we would bum Jamie Redknapp, only we can’t get the vision of his wife on Something For The Weekend out of our heads; we would bum Tom Daley only we wouldn’t because even though he’s legal he will always be a baby gay to us; and ending with John Bishop we would just end.
Now who wants to look at Tom Daley in profile?
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