We predicted it would last 47 days, 11 hours and 23 minutes. We hate to be smug – we’re not Piers Morgan! – but we were only 25 days out. Which is the same number as in a menage a trois, so it’s all pounds, shillings and tens of millions of dollars to the owners of this particular sham marriage, to us.
And yet they still won’t let the gays marry. Sanctity, sanctity, they’ve all got it sancti…… Doesn’t quite work, does it.