Maybe Kim Kardashian is part of the gay agenda we hear so much about. Maybe she’s, like, the head of it. Maybe this was a canny move to give gay marriage a right royal kick up the booty. Maybe Kris Humphries is a homo. Maybe his nose is not as small as it seems after all. Maybe he’s closing his eyes and thinking of England/Mr Schuester off-of Glee. Maybe we can’t actually smell Kim’s make-up from here. Maybe the backdrop to that picture isn’t a mattress from Dreamland at all. Maybe, just maybe, may. Be.