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Which one would you bum?


Mr Gay UK 2011 Greg


Mr Gay UK 2011 Sam

Hello.

These two gennals are called Greg and Sam. Not only do they prefer sticking to one syllable, they are two of the contestants in this year’s Mr Gay UK. They swear to the almighty Emma Baby Bunting that they’re not into cannibalism (there’s a PR stroke of genius if ever we saw/heard/felt one. That gay mafia – or GayStapo, if you’re that cunt Alan Craig – have been working overtime!) so, you know, so far so Kosher.

Not only that, Greg – who is by far our favourite – is a graphic designer which means he can design, graphically, with graphics, without anyone batting an eyelid. He is also 27 which is a decent age, although looks older, and he’s from Middlesborough so he can do the ‘Day 3 in the Big Brother house’ thing much better than you can. But then who are we to judge? If he wins, he will use the money to put down a deposit on a house. These young people! He’s also a Tender Top, which is the new top.

Then we have Sam. Sam is a hairdresser (so far so cliche) and has a tattoo (so far so cliche) and has a nice VPL (so far so nice), but miraculously he doesn’t have gaydresser hair. He is ‘ecstatic’ that he won the Welsh bit of the bitty bit. Sam wears his hair to the right.

There are about six, seven, maybe twelve other contestants in Mr Gay UK 2011, but we decided to focus on the just the two. We think it’s fairer that way.

 

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7 comments to “Which one would you bum?”

  1. i see charlie from big brother is entering again, but this time from bristol lol

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  2. Not a chest hair on view between the 56 contestants!

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  3. greg all the way the other one is too “pretty” looking

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  4. Sam – hands down!!

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  5. Well hello Greg. I’ll dirty bottom for you at the drop of a bonnet.

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  6. sam please and thank you.

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