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Now your room too can smell like a heavyset Tory


Kirstie Allsopp candle

Ladies and gentlemen and undecided, we bring you the Kirstie Allsop scented candle. Part of a range, apparently.

‘The bright and colourful pieces can be mixed and matched to add a touch of vintage chic to your home’. We’ll be the judge of that.

We’d rather see Phil’s cock. Heavyset, probably.

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Now your room too can smell like a heavyset Tory, 6.8 out of 10 based on 4 ratings

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One comment to “Now your room too can smell like a heavyset Tory”

  1. I’m imagining the whiff of wet dog with bottom notes from last night’s Nigella supper.

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