This story is about Kris Humphries, the one who married Kim Kardashian – who we have met and she smelt of make-up – and then stopped marrying her. They should come up with a word for that.
He’s quite attractive if you like that sort of thing. Though we find his features a little too clustered together on his face. They should come up with a word for that.
And as armpits go, his is quite nice. We can pretty much guarantee someone somewhere is getting a semi right now. It’s just a gift we have.
And as arses go, his is quite nice. We’re imagining his front bottom is so large it’s giving himself a wedgy.
Kris Humphries's armpit. Swiftly followed by his arse.,