We were drunk, which is why the dog ate our homework. But we were drinking responsibly. Didn’t spill a drop.
Besides, who’s top and who’s bottom?
ps. Seeing as we’ve come over all LGBTRESPECT rights on your ass – and his – can we just mention first of all how shittingly shit the new series of Him & Her on Her Majesty’s BBC3 is, and also the irony of using ‘gay boy’ and ‘bumchum’ as homophobic slurs in the (shittingly shit) script when the star of the show is in fact a homo. Viva integrity, etc.
*gets the OBE for services to gay rights. And gays*
Okay, so we're a little late to the party with this one but, you know, *sobs*.,