While we in no way condone racist incidents – we won’t have them in the house! – one thing we do most certainly condone is bulges in soccer shorts. And when it comes to bulges in soccer shorts, there is no finer proponent of the art than John Terry. For which we salute him, with more than one body part.
To mark the fact that today John Terry is being questioned under caution by the police over an alleged racist incident, let's have a look at John Terry's bulge!,