So they have banned the LZR Racer all-in-one, all-over swimsuit after pressure from the gays (or professional swimmers, we can’t remember which) and as a compromise have offered up this waist-to-knee job.
Bring back the brief Speedo, say sports fans (or gays, we can’t quite remember which). And only in light colours for maximum VPL-ness.
Oh, and that’s Michael Phelps. You can tell by the jaw.
Outrage at new official Olympic swimwear,