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We’re not watching this show, and will carry on not watching this show, but here is a man from this show getting his penis out. It’s the little things.


Tool Academy bloke

His name could be anything, he has low maintenance hair, and he’s in a show called Tool Academy, which is one of those god-awful things presented by one of those god-awful presenters from that god-awful T4 who think they’re, like, irreverent. When in fact they’re just dicks. Especially when they have fashion hair to go with their dickishness. Dicky hair. Oof.

True story: Years ago, when we were knee-high to a pop-sock and fond of glitter, we had a meeting with T4. Or Channel Four. Or one of those Four ones. Important man in meeting goes, ‘We’re looking for a new presenter for this new thing we’re doing. It’s going to be new. Any ideas?’ We said, ‘We’ve seen this Welsh bloke on this obscure Welsh channel and he’s got black hair and doesn’t mind talking about his cock and being Welsh. He’ll do.’ Then Steve Jones got a job presenting this new thing for Channel Four. What we should have said at the time was, ‘You’re looking at him.’ Then we too could pretend we’ve shagged Pamela Anderson.

*ends*

Oh yeah, the penis…


Tool Academy nudity


Tool Academy nudity


Tool Academy nudity

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2 comments to “We’re not watching this show, and will carry on not watching this show, but here is a man from this show getting his penis out. It’s the little things.”

  1. What a splendidly thick peen!

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  2. That looks pretty springy!

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