Fox News (background: recent research found that people who watched Fox News were LESS WELL INFORMED – that’s us shouting! – than people who watched NO NEWS AT ALL! And that’s a FACT!) has declared that The Muppets are communists. And Miss Piggy is a slag.
It’s a long and predictable story about the new movie featuring a corrupt businessman (because they don’t exist, do they?), but included Fox Newsperson Andrea Tantaros (who sounds like a foreigner to us) chiming in, ‘I just wish liberals could leave little kids alone.’
She has a point. Because if the liberals get to them first, there’ll be none left for the Church.
The Muppets are communists. It's official. Well, according to Fox News.,