Back in some time in the past, we revealed the contestants in this year’s Mr Gay Her Majesty’s United Britain 2011. We thought they were all a bit shit, apart from two. Turns out we were *checks notes* right, because one of the two we chose for prime bumming triumphed. Triumphed, we tell you. Triumphed, at Club Mission in Leeds. Which is not only a contradiction in terms, but where they held the final.
‘I can’t wait to get bummed rotten,’ said Sam Kneen, the winner, from Cardiff. He is a hairdresser, but don’t let that put you off.
We hate to show off about these things, but turns out we have very good taste in bumming. Or very popularist taste in bumming. Which is not quite as good as the former. ,