Agyness Deyn – a model whose name prompts men, women and children to raise their hands into the air and exclaim, ‘I just don’t get it!’ – is to make her West End debut in the West End. That’s London’s glittering West End to you.
Agyness Deyn – who rumour has it is best friends with Henry Holland, who makes t-shirts – will star in Francois Archambault’s comedy (we’ll be the judge of that) The Leisure Society in the Trafalgar Studios, where seats are set at a very steep incline. For which Agyness Deyn must be thanking her lucky stars.
She, who is a cat’s mother, will play Paula, who is described as a ‘promiscuous free spirit’. Rumours that the role is based on the late Paula Yates are awaiting approval from the art department.
Agyness Deyn used to work in a chip shop, which perhaps explains the long face.
Agyness Deyn in West End debut shock!,