Sinead O’Connor – who had a hit with the song ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’ quite some time ago and has never, ever, ever had a high-falutin’ song in the hit parade since – has announced she has split from her fourth husband. See above. He’s no oil painting. Not even one drawn with Crayons.
He was, fact fans, the result of her online quest for cock. He even replied. Not even in jest.
Sinead O’Connor, who has managed to maintain public interest despite only ever having one hit song – that she didn’t even write herself, lazy bitch – announced the split on her website. The announcement – which we won’t be repeating, not even in jest – contains lots of typos. It is not very well written. Which is ironic bearing in mind her brother is a very good writer. Though sometimes, one person does get all the genes.
Also, in the most part, we agree that women of a certain age shouldn’t have overly long hair. Sinead O’Connor should, however, consider having some. Even Lisa Stansfield ditched the kiss curl after the first album.
Sinead O’Connor, 45 if a day, once had a hit with ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’. It even made her cry.
ps. Don’t marry ’em, fuck ’em.
Sinead O'Connor ends fourth marriage after 16 days. Which means she's been married at least three times before. ,