That’s just how our minds roll. You should try it. It’s easy when you know how.
But down to the dicky-gritty. Robbie Williams, who looks like he fell asleep on a newspaper – and not one of your quality ones, either! – has said he would go gay for pay. (We don’t think it needs hyphenating in that context.) In an interview or other, where the public ask the questions (whatever next, votes for women?), one public asked about bumming.
‘How much would it take for you to have sex with a man?’ he/she/he-she asked.
‘It’s £2million for Santa, but it’s a freebie for Brad Pitt,’ replied Robbie, whilst sniffing a bottle of poppers. Or a scented candle.
And our work here is done.
Robbie Williams says he would go gay for pay. Which, seeing as he doesn't need the money, just makes him gay.,