Pete ‘Don’t look at me!’ Burns was spotted hovering around the Celebrity Big Brother studios (that’s showbiz talk for studios) over the weekend, and the Metropolitan Police were forced to evacuate a three mile radius just as a precaution. Starting with the top and ending with the hooves, the mister-sister looks a fucking mess. Even his-her hair looks embarrassed.
Pete Burns now looks like a dead Cher. His-her mission is complete. ,