Humanity. Such a flimsy thing. One gust and it’s over, gone forever. And the biggest threat? Even bigger than unexpected gusts? Gays!
His Popeness this week gathered together diplomats from 180 countries (don’t these people have anything better to do than go get some Jackanory action from a man in a dress with too much jewellery?) to tell them of the evil of the gays. He focused on the idea that in some countries children may be hearing that gays are OK. Which is soooo not cool with Benny (and never mind his ‘constant companion’ in the Vatican).
‘Pride of place goes to the family,’ said the confirmed bachelor, ‘based on the marriage of a man and a woman.’ In our experience, mixed marriages very seldom work, but hey…
‘This is not a simple social convention,’ he said (oh, yes it is). ‘But rather the fundamental cell of every society.’ Except some societies, of course. ‘Consequently, policies which undermine the family threaten human dignity and the future of humanity itself.’
So that’s you told. You undignified destroyers of humanity itself. Now go and sit on the naughty step until you have thought about what you have done.
The Pope thinks gays are the biggest threat to humanity. He doesn't know the half of it.,